C'est tres Urgent svp aidez moi svp

So let me help u :
Gonna begin with exercise 2 cause it's easier to type
Did ur favorite team lose again ?
Did u miss ur bus home ?
Did u break up with Jack ?
Did u have an argument with someone ?
No so what is wrong with u today ?
PS: u means you ur means your
Exercise 1:
Yep I'm the inventor and engineer of this time machine and included something to it from the 70s.
Well I picked that disk from David Bowie called the Man Who Sold the World and I putted in that trap right there
done hope that will help u